Mud, blood and stiff upper-lips!
Join the critically-acclaimed Pantaloons Theatre Company on a breathless race through the centuries in this delightfully inventive show that tells the entire story of Britain in under 2 hours.
Have you ever wanted to see the life of Henry VIII told as a romantic comedy or the tale of the Spanish Armada reimagined as a light operetta? Probably not. But that won’t stop The Pantaloons retelling great moments from the country’s past in a variety of surprising genres!
Featuring live music, audience interaction and wild historical inaccuracy.
“Laugh-out-loud funny… endless verve and utterly infectious joy.”
Northwich Guardian
INDOOR TOUR 2026
| Thu 30 Apr 7.30pm |
The Mill Arts Centre BANBURY, Oxon |
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| Sat 16 May 7.00pm |
St John’s Church WISBECH, Cambs |
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| Thu 21 May 7.30pm |
Leighton Buzzard Library Theatre LEIGHTON BUZZARD, Beds |
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| Thu 28 May 7.30pm |
Saffron Walden Town Hall TOWN HALL, Saffron Walden |
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| Fri 12 Jun 7.30pm |
The Herne Centre HERNE BAY, Kent |
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| Thu 03 Sep 7.30pm |
The Watermark IVYBRIDGE, Devon |
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| Thu 10 Sep 7.30pm |
Middlesbrough Theatre MIDDLESBROUGH, N Yorks |
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| Sat 26 Sep 7.30pm |
Kettering Arts Centre Kettering, NORTHANTS |
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| Thu 1 Oct 7.30pm |
St Peter’s Church MARLBOROUGH, Wiltshire |
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| Wed 14 Oct 7.30pm |
Blackfriars Theatre BOSTON, Lincs |
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OUTDOOR TOUR 2026
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| Tue 19 May 7.00pm |
The Black Lion LONG MELFORD, Suffolk |
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| Wed 20 May 7.00pm |
The Wiveton Bell WIVETON, Norfolk |
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| Fri 22 May 6.30pm |
Theatre on the Farm THAME, Oxfordshire |
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| Tue 26 May 7.00pm |
Le Strange Arms HUNSTANTON, Norfolk |
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| Wed 27 May 7.00pm |
The Red Lion EAST BERGHOLT, Suffolk |
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| Mon 1 Jun 7.00pm |
The Lawns HOLT, Norfolk |
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| Tue 2 Jun 7.00pm |
The Maltings WEYBOURNE, Norfolk |
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| Wed 3 Jun 7.00pm |
The Old Bridge HUNTINGDON, Cambs |
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| Thu 4 Jun 7.00pm |
The Ship DUNWICH, Suffolk |
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| Sun 7 Jun 3.00pm |
Beaminster Festival BEAMINSTER, Dorset |
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| Wed 10 Jun 7.00pm |
The Crown STOKE-BY-NAYLAND, Suffolk |
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| Thu 11 Jun 7.00pm |
The Weeping Willow BARROW, Suffolk |
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| Sun 14 Jun Time TBC |
Lenches Amphitheatre CHURCH LENCH, Worcestershire |
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| Sat 20 Jun 7.00pm |
The Vyne BASINGSTOKE, Hants |
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| Sun 21 Jun 6.00pm |
St Albans Roman Theatre ST ALBANS, Herts |
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| Mon 22 Jun 7.30pm |
St Albans Roman Theatre ST ALBANS, Herts |
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| Tue 23 Jun 7.30pm |
St Albans Roman Theatre ST ALBANS, Herts |
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| Thu 25 Jun 7.00pm |
Highcliffe Castle CHRISTCHURCH, Dorset |
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| Sat 27 Jun 7.00pm |
Dalegate Market BURNHAM DEEPDALE, Norfolk |
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| Sun 28 Jun 5.00pm |
St Clements Common, Langmere RUSHALL, Norfolk |
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| Thu 02 Jul Time TBC |
Winterbourne Medieval Barn WINTERBOURNE, South Glos |
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| Fri 03 Jul 7.00pm |
Barrington Court ILMINSTER, Somerset |
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| Sat 04 Jul 7.00pm |
Midelney Manor LANGPORT, Somerset |
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| Sun 05 Jul 2.00pm |
Town Gardens Bowl SWINDON, Wiltshire |
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| Thu 09 Jul 7.00pm |
The Folly Theatre at Winwick Hall WINWICK, Northants |
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| Fri 10 Jul Time TBC |
Wimpole Hall ROYSTON, Herts |
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| Sat 11 Jul 6.30pm |
Godinton House ASHFORD, Kent |
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| Sun 12 Jul 2.30pm |
Southend Pier SOUTHEND-ON-SEA, Essex |
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| Wed 15 Jul 7.00pm |
Sheffield Botanical Gardens SHEFFIELD, S Yorks |
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| Thu 16 Jul 7.00pm |
Talkin Tarn Country Park BRAMPTON, Cumbria |
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| Fri 17 Jul 7.00pm |
Speke Hall LIVERPOOL, Merseyside |
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| Sat 18 Jul 7.00pm |
Abergavenny Castle ABERGAVENNY, Wales |
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| Sun 19 Jul Time TBC |
Forest of Dean TBC FOREST OF DEAN, Glos |
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| Thu 23 Jul 7.00pm |
Glastonbury Abbey GLASTONBURY, Somerset |
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| Fri 24 Jul Time TBC |
Clovelly Court BIDEFORD, Devon |
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| Sat 25 Jul Time TBC |
Badock Gardens HOLSWORTHY, Devon |
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| Sun 26 Jul 6.30pm |
Ebbingford Manor BUDE, Cornwall |
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| Thu 30 Jul 7.00pm |
Fort Gardens GRAVESEND, Kent |
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| Sat 01 Aug 5.00pm |
Denton Village Hall DENTON, Northants |
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| Sun 02 Aug 2.00pm |
Shrewsbury Castle SHREWSBURY, Shropshire |
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| Thu 06 Aug 6.30pm |
Thorington Theatre SAXMUNDHAM, Suffolk |
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| Fri 07 Aug 7.00pm |
Hedingham Castle HALSTEAD, Essex |
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| Sat 08 Aug 6.00pm |
Westwell Wines CHARING, Kent |
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| Sun 09 Aug 4.00pm |
Mount Ephraim Gardens FAVERSHAM, Kent |
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| Wed 12 Aug 7.00pm |
Alford Manor House ALFORD, Lincs |
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| Thu 13 Aug 7.00pm |
Ordsall Hall SALFORD, Manchester |
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| Fri 14 Aug 6.30pm |
Shakespeare North Playhouse PRESCOT, Merseyside |
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| Sat 15 Aug 6.30pm |
Shakespeare North Playhouse PRESCOT, Merseyside |
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| Sun 16 Aug 7.00pm |
Washington Old Hall WASHINGTON, Tyne & Wear |
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| Thu 20 Aug 6.30pm |
Cowdray Ruins MIDHURST, W Sussex |
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| Fri 21 Aug 7.00pm |
Chichester Cathedral CHICHESTER, W Sussex |
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| Sat 22 Aug 7.00pm |
Welford Park NEWBURY, Berkshire |
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| Sun 23 Aug 4.00pm |
Baysgarth Park BARTON-UPON-HUMBER, Lincs |
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| Wed 26 Aug 6.00pm |
Nottingham Castle NOTTINGHAM, Notts |
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| Fri 28 Aug 7.00pm |
Black Brook Theatre COLCHESTER, Essex |
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| Sat 29 Aug 6.30pm |
Dilham Playing Field NORTH WALSHAM, Norfolk |
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